HOMEMESSAGEARCHIVE theme

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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dignitea:

hey

listen to me

your heart is still beating

you still have air in your lungs

and you still have a shot

do not give up

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k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

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laurazocca:

I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen
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gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

this
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stuff-and-thangs:

x

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

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You just did it?

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So Ive been lying to you all

erinspirateanon:

So you know how I dont ship?

….

I do. And I ship it hard.

….

I mean look at these beautiful idiots

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theyre beautiful and all I want are lovey dovey moments and Uncle Ryan to gag on the cute and I NEED IT NOW

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It started out bitter but shes totally checking him out

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And then they bonded

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…. She called his mom… Im not even kidding

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JUST KISS ALREADY

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THANK YOU

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Max got it right

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#tbt to the amazing 3 weeks I spent in this amazing city. It’s been 7 years and I am still dying to go back. Truly one of the best experiences of my life #Germany #braunschweig

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#tbt to Disney 2006 with @brittandpit @skw36fire @melissa_bright @georgebright29

tbt

suppdel:

do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.

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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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ballisterblackheart:

Stop spending so much time being embarrassed for your past self. Don’t spend so much time hating yourself for things you did when you were younger. Give yourself credit for all the good things you’ve done and realize that past you probably wasn’t as bad you think.

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